From The Stylish Vegan - The Five Dumbest Things To Ask a Vegan
I won't just repost to look like I'm awesome, click that sucker and go have a good laugh.
This one I will repost though, because it killed me:
Q: If everyone just stopped eating meat, what would happen to all the cows? They’re only here to be eaten.
A: They’d probably make kick-ass pets. And just think how happy they’d be knowing no one’s going to torture them or take their children away or kill them after driving them in packed metal trucks through scorching heat. Oh and the wonder of walking Elsie through the neighborhood on her designer collar and leash. Paradise, I tell ya, paradise.
Right the fuck on.